odddaysgeorge:

*me pointing to myself* Thats a bisexual

*non-bi person large crying voice* No.. You dont underknow..Stop.. thats not a bisexual you are wrong…please stop liking this gender you are too wrong for it…You cannot say this fake thing

*me pointing to myself* luv this bisexual

(via peachmagic)

I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

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team // lorde

20% faster

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jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [5/8] female characters  selina meyer
"That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees."
Posted 1 day ago (originally jess-miller) + 1,077 notes

You’re naive. Welcome to politics.

Posted 1 day ago (originally adumbscotts) + 1,487 notes

kmoleary:

Orphan Black 2x10 - By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried

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redridingwiththewolves:

gallifrey-feels:

jebiwonkenobi:

ellev:

Oh my GOD, Owen.

It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids are playing spy games and they’re being ‘sneaky’ and you have to pretend you can’t see them. 

Whenever something really weird happens you just wander down to the docks, position yourself in front of a hidden camera, and sigh loudly. “Oh my, I sure hope that freaky alien-looking thing doesn’t eat my family. Boy, I wish there were someone around who could take care of that for me.

And then you piss off and get lunch while they handle it, so you can avoid getting roofied. 

And then you remember this little gem

“Excuse me… Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?”

*points*”Bloody Torchwood!”

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thugmaslany:

"YIN-YANG", are concepts used to describe how apparently opposite or contrary forces are actually complementary, interconnected and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other as they interrelate to one another.

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